![]() ![]() I swear, if I have to play another RPG that tries to get around lack of creativity by forcing me to play Final Fantasy, again, for the millionth time, I’ll chop my dick off and mail it to the developers. Why? Because it’s not fucking turn-based. The combat for this game is a steaming pile of dog poo, and I absolutely love it. Normally I leave the technical specifics for last, but I just can’t with this game, because I’m so fucking thrilled. You never know where you’re going to end up. In this game, you have a lot more freedom and variety. ![]() They just got convoluted as hell and forced you to grind experience points so you can take down the big bad guy at the end. Those games had story, sure, but they didn’t have a lot of heart. It’s an entire goddamn universe that puts the early Final Fantasy titles to shame. It’s the kind of game that you play when you’re lonely. This is the kind of game you play when you’re single. But if I were well centered, I wouldn’t be staring at porn 99% of the time. Those are people that we like to call well centered human beings. ![]() Some people don’t have time to dive face-first into an entire world of smut. Your average porn game gives you an hour’s worth of playtime with some faps in between. It’s the kind of smut game that makes me proud to be a game reviewer. Princess & Conquest is a huge fucking title. Today we’re looking at a classic RPG porn title, with all the bells and whistles of retro role-playing games, but also tons of smut.
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